Is this email really a joke? Who can keep score anymore?

Some of my friends share with me some very unusual and sometimes  unbelievable emails. Today was no different. I received an email that was sent to me as a joke however I remember so many of the events as being true, I can’t keep up with all of the scandals contained in the email content below! Can you spot any event that is truly a joke?

Is this email really a joke? Who can keep score anymore?

Content from Unknown Email Sender:
Date: October 1, 2015 at 7:18:19 PM EDT
Subject: FW: HILLARY AND  THE DONALD WALK INTO A BAR

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. The Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:

“The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the  drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?” 
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
And she’ll still have people vote for her after knowing all this ! 
Share with anyone that wants to hear the hilarious truth!
Let me know which ones you think are jokes ok! I really would like to know.
Thanks.
P.S. And what was definitely not a joke today was President Obama’s lengthy diatribe on “gun control” following the massacre in the small college in rural Oregon.
Bill O’Reilly dissected President Obama’s totally incorrect conclusions and his network tv statements today…and O’Reilly  pointed directly to Obama’s own state of Illinois where Obama never even acknowledges that Chicago exists…in the same community that he was a community organizer where he knows exactly what is happening there…and that he never acknowledges the massive slaughters that occur in the City of Chicago…where gun laws are some of the most rigid in our country…however are not enforced. Why Mr. President?
You are trying to deny me and all Americans the right to protect ourselves and to me you protect Iranians and ISIS much more than you protect Americans. When will you get your facts and your thought processes as a President of the United States correct as they should be? When will our Senate and Congress stand up and do their jobs?