Is this email really a joke? Who can keep score anymore?

Some of my friends share with me some very unusual and sometimes  unbelievable emails. Today was no different. I received an email that was sent to me as a joke however I remember so many of the events as being true, I can’t keep up with all of the scandals contained in the email content below! Can you spot any event that is truly a joke?

Is this email really a joke? Who can keep score anymore?

Content from Unknown Email Sender:
Date: October 1, 2015 at 7:18:19 PM EDT
Subject: FW: HILLARY AND  THE DONALD WALK INTO A BAR

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. The Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:

“The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the  drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?” 
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
And she’ll still have people vote for her after knowing all this ! 
Share with anyone that wants to hear the hilarious truth!
Let me know which ones you think are jokes ok! I really would like to know.
Thanks.
P.S. And what was definitely not a joke today was President Obama’s lengthy diatribe on “gun control” following the massacre in the small college in rural Oregon.
Bill O’Reilly dissected President Obama’s totally incorrect conclusions and his network tv statements today…and O’Reilly  pointed directly to Obama’s own state of Illinois where Obama never even acknowledges that Chicago exists…in the same community that he was a community organizer where he knows exactly what is happening there…and that he never acknowledges the massive slaughters that occur in the City of Chicago…where gun laws are some of the most rigid in our country…however are not enforced. Why Mr. President?
You are trying to deny me and all Americans the right to protect ourselves and to me you protect Iranians and ISIS much more than you protect Americans. When will you get your facts and your thought processes as a President of the United States correct as they should be? When will our Senate and Congress stand up and do their jobs?

 

Political Power At Work!

Political Power At Work!

 A Message From Her Majesty, The Queen

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As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi–in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people. For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Mart and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your poverty and needs with you.

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor we had to remove thousands of dollars of China, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by.

During those difficult times we had to cut back when our daughter was married. We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. So as I travel across our land to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then when the time for the royal election comes I know you will crown me as your rightful monarch so that we can all live happily ever after.

 

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Some 785,000 people have viewed this video. It is a full length movie that supposedly has been banned from showing in movie theaters due to content…

Hillary Clinton Exposed, Movie She Banned From Theaters Full Movie

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Revealed; The Men Who Own and Run the U S Government

Published on Jul 25, 2013

Discover the truth about the men behind the curtain who own and run the U.S. Government.

Who Will Get The Truth On Benghazi?

Who Will Get The Truth On Benghazi?

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The Political Insider

NEW REPORT: We Now Know Why Hillary Clinton is Scared of Trey Gowdy (Benghazi)

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NEW REPORT: We Now Know Why Hillary Clinton is Scared of Trey Gowdy (Benghazi)
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Personal Liberty Digest™

The Average American Has ‘Essentially Zero’ Influence Over U.S. Policy

August 13, 2014 by Ben Bullard

An academic look into the driving forces behind American Federal policymaking concludes that the average citizen in the United States has “essentially zero” influence over the direction of government.

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Personal Opinion Corner

What Is Your Opinion? Do You Believe That We Must Stop These Threats To Our Country?
Our President and Staff Ignore The Threats and Tell Us Lies About What Is Really Happening To Threaten Our Country.
I happen to agree with the comments below wholeheartedly and as a citizen who loves this country…I will not take a Liberal, Progressive, Political attitude to vote the Democratic Party or their Candidates to further this agenda that will destroy our country….how about you? I am serious…are you? What do you believe?
Do you consider that these comments should be ignored or should you contact your Congressman and Senators…and our President!
Who should you vote into office to protect you?
I received an email today which contained the following thoughts that are very important to our current day threats by ISIS and other Terrorists to occupy the White House.  Our President and his Staff continue to take politically correct actions and downplay the importance of Muslim threats to you and I. I cannot believe this President on these topics and believe that I should do everything to inform my fellow responsible citizen, representatives and vote for the right persons in our very important forthcoming elections. We cannot sit at home and avoid voting our conscience….please! Here is the email…you decide what you should do…

Subject: Diversity

Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital?
Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?
Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?
Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?
Have you  shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout?
Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?
The answer is no, you have not.  Just ask yourself…. WHY ???
Barack Obama, during his Cairo  speech, said: “I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America’s history.”….

 

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN’S RESPONSE
Dear Mr. Obama:
Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?  Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.
Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving Day?   Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.
Can you show me one Muslim signature on the:
United States Constitution?
Declaration of Independence ?
Bill of Rights?
Didn’t think so.
Did Muslims fight for this country’s  freedom from England ?  No.
Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ?  
No, they did not.
In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery.   Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as “pug nosed slaves.”  Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family’s “rich Islamic heritage,” doesn’t it     Mr. Obama?
Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?
Not present.
There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.
Where were Muslims during this country’s Woman’s Suffrage era?
Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the ‘hajib’ or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband.   Yep, the Muslims are all for women’s rights, aren’t they?
Where were Muslims during World War II?
They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi’s in killing Jews.
Finally, Mr. Obama, where were the Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?
If they weren’t flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing        nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East .
No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of        the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news  network’s that day.  Strangely, the very “moderate” Muslims who’s  asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were  stone cold silent post 9-11.   To many Americans, their silence  has meant approval for the acts of that day.
And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the “rich heritage” Muslims have here in America …
Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates.  They were Muslims.
And now we can add November 5, 2009 – the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan.
And you and the Attorney General Eric Holder insist upon calling these many terrorist killings “workplace violence”.
Also, don’t forget the Boston Marathon bombing on April 15.2013 was done by 2 Muslim Brothers. That, Mr. Obama is the “Muslim heritage” in America

 

EVERY AMERICAN MUST READ THIS!!!
Be sure to SEND IT TO ALL.

 

Muslim Heritage, my ass.
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More Information On The Clinton Dynasty – Plus Is This You?

More Information On The Clinton Dynasty

Today I received a very interesting email from a friend in Pensacola…thanks very much to my friend…I really appreciate knowing about Chelsea’s new husband and the connections to George Soros, Bill Clinton, Richard Nixon and Edward “Ed” Mezvinsky, and Nigerian 419 Scams. This information is verified by Snopes.com in case you value their approval. See below for their address…

Gee, now this is a real surprise!!!!
 News Media
  
This is certainly a MUST READ….please!You will love this:
Do You Know This Guy?
 
 
He is Edward “Ed” Mezvinsky, born January 17, 1937. Then you’ll probably say, “Who is Ed Mezvinsky?” 
 
Well, he is a former Democrat congressman who represented Iowa’s 1st congressional district in the United States House of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.
 
He sat on the House Judiciary Committee that decided the fate of Richard Nixon.
 
He was outspoken saying that Nixon was a crook and a disgrace to politics and the nation and should be impeached.
 
He and the Clintons were friends and very politically intertwined for many years.
 
Ed Mezvinsky had an affair with NBC News reporter Marjorie Sue Margolies and later married her after his wife divorced him.
 
In 1993, Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky, then a freshman Democrat in Congress, cast the deciding vote that got President Bill Clinton’s controversial tax package through the House of Representatives.
 
In March 2001, Mezvinsky was indicted and later pleaded guilty to 31 of 69 counts of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.
 
Ed Mezvinsky embezzled more than $10 million dollars from people via both a Ponzi scheme and the notorious Nigerian e-mail scams.
 
He was found guilty and sentenced to 80 months in federal prison.
 
After serving less than five years in federal prison, he was released in April 2008 and remains on federal probation.
 
To this day, he still owes $9.4 million in restitution to his victims.
 
About now you are saying, “So what!”
 
Well, this is Marc and Chelsea Mezvinsky.
 
 
That’s right; Ed Mezvinsky is Chelsea Clinton’s father-in law.
 
Now Marc and Chelsea are in their early thirties and purchased a 10.5 million dollar NYC apartment (after being married in George Soros’ mansion).
 
Has anyone heard mention of any of this in any of the media?
 
If this guy was Jenna or Barbara Bush’s, or better yet, Sarah Palin’s daughter’s father-in- law, the news would be an everyday headline and every detail would be reported over and over.
 
And yet liberals say there are no double standards in political reporting.   
 
And people are already talking about Hillary as our next President! 
 
And then there is possibly Chelsea for president in our future!
 
The cycle never ends!
 
Lying and corruption seem to make Democrat candidates more popular. 
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When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty. ~~ Thomas Jefferson
 
“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” ~ ~Abraham Lincoln
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IS THIS YOU? ARE YOU A LIBERAL?

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More Information On Clinton Dynasty
Liberal Voters Willful Blindness to Democratic Party Evil

Liberal Voters Willful Blindness to Democratic Party Evil

JUNE 19, 2014 /

In the latest of a string of “coincidental” events involving skullduggery from the left, the IRS has reported that Lois Lerner’s computer crashed back in 2011, the drive itself subsequently life-cycled out and thus causing the “permanent loss” of potentially incriminating emails involving her (and other government cooperatives) in the bureaus alleged intimidation and harassment of individual citizens. This has rightfully outraged a vast majority of the American public, with 76% of Americans agreeing that a Special Prosecutor should be appointed to investigate the situation according to a Quinnipiac poll conducted before news of the missing emails broke. The same poll, however, indicates that liberals and core Democratic Party voters continue to display a willful blindness and obedience to a party that appears to have embrace any evil end to advance its political goals and power.
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